thewammer

About Me:

Hey thanks for taking a peek im just here for fun and to make friends at home and all over the world. i check in here daily. i like to make jokes and make people laugh! I�m from NYC and I like to have fun and laugh a lot. I like to put things in other people�s carts at Walmart and have my own point system where the odder and bigger the object the more points it worth. Yesterday I was at Walmart to buy a pair of camouflage pants.. But I had trouble finding them...
I went to Subliminal University, at least that�s what my parents told me and I kinda feel smarter. I also take gingko Biloba with Viagra so I�m mentally erect all day. My Doctor said eat some beta carotene, but i never get the beta version.. i'll wait for the official carotene release....I�ve been known to put the lid down too, mom raised me well. My hobbies include abstract painting� no paint, no brushes, no canvas� I just think about it. I can levitate birds too but no one seems to notice. I�m psychic, I can read the minds of professional sports personalities.. I have ESP-n. Sometimes i sit in the fitting room and yell out..\"theres no toilet paper in here!!\"....I have a friend that�s into spanking so I installed a bunch of The Clappers around his house. Now i know when ever he gets kinky because his lights flicker.
I don�t watch too much TV but my favorite CSI is the Mary Tyler Morgue Show. I like to play golf and usually break par too but I've never made it into the clown�s nose. I won�t say my car is old but last week someone broke in and INSTALLED a stereo. Last weekend I asked a girl in a bar if she had a pic.., I think I�ve been online too long�.she did say S2R� but I have good news I just save a bunch on my car insurance. I have a pet goldfish it�s the cheese kind, he lives in my couch and watches over all my spare change.. I installed a trapeze in my bedroom, now all i need is Annette.. Some of the things I ponder or have learned�I wonder why there are no \" B \" size batteries?? Don�t ever fry bacon naked trust me on that one....Ever notice how similar porn and karate movies are? The dialogue is useless, the action is too unbelievable and the soundtrack is exactly the same.

all my jokes are copy protected, any accounts descriptions or logs of my humor may not be reproduced, rebroadcast or retransmitted without the express written consent of major league baseball... so there.

About You:

not sure.. never know who you might meet. I look a lot younger than i am..<thanks Dad!> but i do prefer someone closer to my own age. but im always open to see what may happen. I'd prefer a lady in the circus trade..either an acrobat, sword swallow-er or rubber lady. No bearded ones thanks....and clowns will be evaluated on a case by case basis...



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