A Date With Santa Claus
I had been separated and divorced for about a year and a friend of a friend said she had the perfect guy to set me up with. Well I am very shy around men anyways and I have never been on a "blind date." So we decided to make it a group thing where a few of us went out so I wouldn't feel uncomfortable. I am 37 years old. I was told that the gentleman had salt and pepper hair and looked much younger than his age. So I agreed.
As we were waiting for our table, a man came in with WHITE hair, WHITE beard and mustache, and WHITE eyebrows and started talking to my friends friend. I thought maybe she just new this person. I never in a million years dreamed that this was actually "MY BLIND DATE". So when he didn't leave I had this terrible feeling in my stomach and in my head I was plotting on how to kill my friends friend and not get caught.
Thank God I went out with a group of people. To this day I still get jokes about how I dated Santa Claus. To his defense, he was a nice man, but looked like he was some where in his 50's and I am definiately not that desperate yet or ever.
Moral to the story---NEVER GO ON BLIND DATES!! LMAO **I was sweating snow balls** |
Posted on Sep 25, 2004 by Sinfully_Sweet
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