I met this guy online. We talked online for a month or so, exchanged pictures (very good looking), talked on the phone and decided to meet in person. Like an idiot, I told him where I work. I thought okay, we've been talking for some time now. He seemed normal and again, very good looking man.
I am sitting at my desk with lots of paperwork in front of me like normal, this guys walks in and sits down on MY desk, on top of my papers. I look up at this man that I’ve never seen before in my life and say, “Can I help you?”
He says, Hey baby, I thought I come by and find out what our plans are for tonight. Of course I am baffled because I haven’t a clue who this person is and why he is sitting on my WORK. So basically, I am looking at him like who the hell are you?
(Keep in mind I am cleaning up this story because the language he used was quite vulgar to say the least.)
He goes on to say, I have made plans for us. We will go to his place, have sex, take in a movie and some dinner then we can go back to his place and have sex all night long, baby. (He kept calling me “baby”, which annoyed me to no end)
By now I am speechless, but as he is talking I recognize the voice to be the supposedly good-looking guy I’ve been corresponding with via internet and phone. He is looking at me like he is about to pounce on me. Finally after about 30 seconds which isn’t long at all but at the time seemed to be FOREVER.
I said, Excuse me?? He goes on with his nonsensical mindless dribble about sex and what he was going to do to me. I am like uh excuse me? I was dumbfounded by the experience I was haven’t at the moment.
I said, Jason, if that’s really your name because obviously the pictures you sent me aren’t you. What makes you think that I’d even consider dating a liar, much less having sex with you. I said, you have exactly 10 seconds to remove your butt from my desk and get out of here or I will call security. He starts telling me in some sort of “ghetto” talk. (he is white) GIRL, don’t be hatin on a playa. Nevamind my looks pay attention to my love rod cuz girl that’s what gonna give you all ya pleasure.. and finished it off with adding the endearing name of … mah biatch. I started counting like I would do with my child, picking up the phone to call security. He says, I outta here HO… peace out.
I swear I sat there for a few moments in astonishment. I started to laugh. I was like only I could attract some insane nut like this… went on about my work and he calls. I keep hanging up on him. Finally I said… FINE I will have dinner with you if you stop calling me. He says, are you on the menu baby? I hung up on him again. He calls back again, offering his apology and he tells me he’ll behave if I go to the movies with him.
I said, ok um baby. I’ll meet you tonight.
He said, great! What movie?
I said, whatever movie you want to see, baby.
He said, let’s meet at 7.
I said, for you I’ll be there 6:30 sharp, baby.
Obviously I never showed up but when I arrived home that night around 11:30, he sent me a message asking me what happened, he waited there from 6:00 until 10:30. All I could think as I was putting him in my ignore file is, “What a moron!” Thankfully I have never heard or seen him again.
This is definitely the worst dating experience I’ve had and I sincerely hope I never have to go through ever again.
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