Hello People,
Well here i go~~~About 2yrs ago i met this guy on the internet and we instantly clicked. We talked on the phone and had met twice b4 the date from hell occurred! So by the 3rd date, i invited him over to my domain (mind you, i had to pick him up since his car was being serviced.)
I made dinner for two, drinks for 4 and 5 and six....yeah wow~~didnt know he was a lush! He began to slur alittle @ the tongue. I asked him if maybe he wanted to sleep off the liquor and his reply to me was, "yeah i'd like to LICKHER".
At that time i began to worry that this guy was getting to forward, so i asked him if he wanted to go bowling (to get out the house) Little did i know, this man hadnt any money to even pay for his bowling shoes. By this time, i was pretty fed up and decided to make up an excuse to get this dude back to his neck of the woods.
b4 long, he started to scream obcenities @ me, it started to rain cats and dogs~~~the fear of what he might do scared the living daylights outta me~~~So guess what i did~~~~~i began to acting just as crazy as he was~~~started to foam @ the mouth~~~layed him over my lap~~~and began to spank his assets~~~this guy took off like a bat out of hell in the rain~~~i waited an hr to see if he would return (NOT) Had a few more drinks myself to calm my nerves and slept like a baby~~~~Moral of this story~~~~wanna be crazy?
So can i! |
