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World's Worst Date



My worst date

This was many years ago. I had talked to this
woman on the phone, but I had never met her before.
We arranged to meet in a restaurant. I showed up
at the appointed time; she showed up. Briefly
I thought it would be possible to have a
reasonable conversation. But it quickly turned
into her presuming all this stuff about me. I must
be this, I must be that. So I fell silent, and
wasn't really saying anything. Fascinated by her
incredible psychic ability.

Finally she says, "You aren't saying anything."
I said, "Well...I don't need to say anything,
because evidently you already know everything
there is to know about me, without me telling you
anything."

She began to glare at me. Then...visibly...she
began to vibrate with anger. Grrrrr. And soon
she got up and left the restaurant in a huff.
She literally *screeched* out of the parking lot.

Then...it was actually a relief to sit there
alone, with my tea. I thought, ah, this is more
like it.

Why do some women do that??? Brrrr, shudder.

I wonder what's happened to her. She's probably
happily married now. To a Yeti, or something.
To some kind of creature that can tolerate a woman
like that.

Posted on Jun 06, 2003 by stellar

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