underwear?
| 1st date via a phone date line. I went to pick him up at his house. He left a note on the door saying to come in. He was in the shower. Ask me to set in master bedroom while he finished. He poked his head around bathroom door and ask me to walk closer so he could see me. I did, then he ask me for a kiss. I said, no way your all wet. He went back into the bathroom and I turn on his big screen tv in the bedroom. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw all flesh color as he entered the bedroom to get his clothes. I didn't bother to look. Then he came out with only his underwear on and set in front of the tv. I asked if he used tanning beds alot or if those spots on his back where age spots. (He had alot of them for a man who was suppose to be mid 50's). His phone rang and he had to leave to settle a dispute - he was a slum land owner. The best part was he called me about 2 weeks later and didn't remember me. I ask him if he exposed all his dates to the shower routine. He pretended to rememeber but I could tell he didn't have a clue. Finally he confirmed my guess as he asked, "Did we have sex." I laughed and told him if we had he would have remembered that. |
Posted on Apr 04, 2004 by Past member
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