Foot in Mouth
When I was in the navy and made many friends. I had made friends with two guys that joined the navy together and have been best of friends from the 1st grade.
They bothed wanted me to go to their home state to meet their families. One was married and the other single. The single friend's father was a preacher. So we had a 3 day weekend and I decided to go with them to their home town to meet their families. They asked who I wanted to stay with while there. I decided to stay with my married friend. The reason was I didn't want to slip with a few words we have learned while we were in the navy.
When we got there I met the preacher and his wife. My married friend and I left to go pick his wife up from work. She worked at a sewing factory taking orders.
We got there just before everyone was getting off for the day. We always joked around about everything, I mean everything.
He had told me many months before I went to his home he married the biggest woman he could and she was ugly. I took this as a joke like many things he would say. I ask why he decided to marry a woman like this. He said no one would ever take his wife away while he was over seas.
Well the people started coming out of the plant and many people was there picking up people and people moving to their cars. I notice this one woman standing at the gate looking around as if she was lost.
I told my friend, Look at that woman. She was like 5 foot tall and had to go over 225 pounds easy. Then to top that, I said she has to sneak up to the water fountain to drink because she was really ugly.
He look and laughed. He told me that was his wife. My reply was, RIGHT. I'm not falling for that.
He got out of his car and yelled, Honey we are over here. She came running and they hugged and kissed.
I was sitting in the front seat of his car and she slid in through the drivers side and said hello.
He told his wife, here is the Texan I have been telling you about. We said hello.
He started his car, looked over at me and said. Told you I married the biggest woman I could and ain't she ugly. They laughed and kissed.
You talking about a mans face turning red and the feeling of having a foot in his mouth.
The good thing is we all became friends and hung out when we could. They really did love each other.
So lke the old saying goes, there is someone for everyone.
Take care and best wishes to ALL.
Foot in the Mouth Texan. |
Posted on Aug 06, 2007 by davetex
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